The perfect Secret Santa gift. TheChicGeek’s LITTLE PRICK gets a festive makeover with his seductive striptease of tinsel and artfully decorated box. A glory for any Christmas morning, put this under the tree or use as a humorous table centre or decoration. Includes easy-to-follow instructions and everything you need to say ‘Merry Penis Cactus!’
Product Details
CHRISTMAS LITTLE PRICK Penis Cactus Kit:
Easy-to-understand instructions
3 x mini cactus (1 erect, 2 rounded) in 5cm pots*
10.5cm coloured plastic pot*
100g of potting compost
140g Royal Horticultural Society mineral grey horticultural grit
30cm mini green tinsel
Limited-edition Penis Cactus box
*species of cactus and colour of plastic pot subject to availability