BIRTH OF PENIS! Make-Your-Own Penis Cactus Kit

Inspired by the goddess of love and Botticelli’s Renaissance masterpiece, The Birth of Penis! is TheChicGeek’s largest symbol of love. Putting the fit into Uffizi, nothing says ‘I f*cking fancy you big time’ like gifting this to your funny Valentine.
The ginger pot reflects Venus’ golden locks and the real scallop shell with heart shaped stand is a reminder of her birth from the sea and her purity.
Be still, my beating heart, The Birth of Penis!, like love, transcends all genders and is guaranteed to get you laid.*
*no promises 🙂

Product Details

BIRTH OF PENIS Make Your Own Cactus Kit:
Easy-To-Understand Instructions
3 x mini cactus (1 erect, 2 rounded) in 5cm pots*
10.5cm orange coloured plastic pot
Approx. 100g of potting compost
Approx. 140g Royal Horticultural Society mineral grey horticultural grit
Natural scallop shell with heart shaped metal stand

*species of cactus subject to availability