The perfect Secret Santa gift. Treat yourself or a loved one with this humorous gift from TheChicGeek’s greenhouse. Inspired by the ancient Japanese art of penis cactus – Ikeboner! This rarified specimen will bring the festive spirit to any home or workplace.
Product Details
CHRISTMAS BIG PRICK Penis Cactus Kit:
Easy-To-Understand Instructions
1 x erect cactus 8.5cm*
1 x mini cactus (rounded) in 5cm pots*
12cm coloured plastic pot*
100g of potting compost
140g Royal Horticultural Society mineral grey horticultural grit
40cm mini green tinsel decoration
Limited-edition Penis Cactus box
*species of cactus and colour of plastic pot subject to availability