I’m not going to bad mouth flowers, I love flowers, but, it’s just so predictable for Mother’s Day. Let’s think outside the box, or inside, if it contains a #PenisCactus make-your-own kit. Mothers love a laugh, it’s a well known fact, they also love plants. Voila! Fabulous Plants. I have lots of gifts ideas in […]

My funny valentine, Sweet comic valentine, You make me smile with my heart, Your looks are laughable, Unphotographable, Yet you’re my favourite work of art. These lyrics, written by Richard Rodgers and Lorenz Hart in 1937, seem to sum up what love is all about – a smile, both inside and outside. Making others laugh […]

Fashion Wankers is the funniest fashion book (obvs. I wrote it!) this side of fashion week. It shows you how to be a fashion wanker and will help you spot which wanker you are and what to look for out the selection of 16 fashion wankers. Once you’ve learnt to recognise your fellow Fashion Wankers, […]

Ok 2020 is not going to plan, so as you stay safe, use our shop window to find something. As the worlds stores close due to Covid-19 the online world awakens until we are allowed to go back outside. Hopefully we can help, there must be something out there to help with the monotony, good […]